Apparently Hades was better. That’s what Angie said, anyway. She’d never been there, but she said she had friends who knew. I had my doubts.
“Penny for your thoughts?” That’s Angie, always kidding around. Anyone with a penny would be long gone from this sea of mud and flesh, instead of hanging around by the one scraggly willow where Charon ties up his boat.

“Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is”

About the story: What happens when you reach the Styx, and find you can’t pay the ferryman?