They say, “Don’t go on Wolverton Mountain if you’re looking for a wife.” Old Claude says that, anyway, and he don’t have a wife, so maybe he knows. He’s been up the mountain, he says. When he was “young and handsome”. So he says.

“I Don’t Care About Clifton Clowers”
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About the story: Why go up on Wolverton Mountain?
Inspired by the song.